i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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