So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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