That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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