Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
