Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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