I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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