I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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