we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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