Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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