I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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