I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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