about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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