Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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