thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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