Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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