new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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