Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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