Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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