We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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