i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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