Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
