What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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