i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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