Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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