She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Drunk is not a location!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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