Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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