your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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