I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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