so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i love accidental penises.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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