i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
