good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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