we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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