oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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