You work out of a Hotel?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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