Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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