Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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