Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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