office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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