we should wear snuggies to the strip club
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I am one with the molecules
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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