it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Congratulations! We have a period
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
