It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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