omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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