I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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