I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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