the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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