The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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