I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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