why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
