Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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