Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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