p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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