My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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