my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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